I don’t even know what a “Prix” is and why it is self-declared “Grand.”
J: It is not self-declared “Grand.” Do you self-declare yourself “Cody?” No! Your folks did. Did the Grand Prix self declare itself grand? No! Besides, I haven’t gotten in trouble with the law for a taillight malfunction.
C: It was a kind gesture from a member of the law to notify me of my ill fated taillight. Nothing to do with trouble.
J: Well, too bad I haven’t had any problems with my car. I have a spotless record. My car is pretty much perfect.
C: Congratulations on jinxing yourself and I guess we’ll have to settle this at the Christmas tree.

This month we decided to argue about a topic that affects each of us everyday, our vehicles.
C: This morning when I was admiring the “cool blue” tint of my Cougar, I thought of how boring your white Grand Prix is.
J: Did you count the rust spots?
C: The majority of the car is “cool blue.”
J: Well, my car has no rust spots. The paint is in very good condition. I noticed your car didn’t start the other day.
C: Yea, sometimes the Cougar likes to sleep-in more than I do, but once it starts to purr there’s not an earthly object that can stop it.
J: Uh huh…Is that what your mom told you when she was driving you to school the other day?
C: Yes, that was my mom, and she is an excellent chauffeur when my Cougar takes the day off.